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by Chud » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:52 pm
yes....haven't you watched the crocodile hunter?
I think Steve Irwin is perpetuating a bad stereotype in the US that all Aussies walk around in matching khaki shirts and shorts and wrestle with crocodiles n stuff. And they wear cool hats with one side buttoned to the top.
Ok I've got a good joke that I learned in Australia...Kiwi's n Aussies always ride on each other, so it's a joke about Kiwis, sorta...also there are like 12 sheep per person in NZ, so there's a standing joke about sex with Kiwis & their sheep...But this joke was told to me by a Kiwi
Okay, an australian man is on holiday in New Zealand and is travelling up the coast with his Kiwi tour guide. Along the way they see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The Aussie notices the Kiwi is sorta trembling and fidgity. Finally the Kiwi says, "That's it! I just can't take it anymore!" So the Kiwi jumps out, drops his trousers and starts humping the sheep. The Aussie simply cannot believe what he's seeing. "So the rumours are true! " he thinks. He sits in the car until the Kiwi notices that his travelling companion is very uncomfortable, so he yells out to him, "C'mon it's not so bad! Give it a try!" With that, the Aussie thinks, "yeah...okay, why not...when in rome, right?" So the Aussie gets out of the car, walks over to the pair, and sticks his head in the fence.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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